> Over the years, Pitelka has rescued some of these rocks and deposited them at his momās five-acre property, including a large hunk of limestone that, when he dumped it out of his truck, split in half to reveal a perfect trilobite fossil, convex on one side and a matching imprint on the other.
> āI was so excited to hear that the right people got involved,ā he said. āIām absolutely ecstatic itās going to be on display. For me, as an (excavator) who loves boulders, itās the coolest thing that people understand its historical significance and appreciate it.ā
ā¢ Sweet Stone Chicago
ā¢ No ORDinary Rock
ā¢ Chicago Rocks
ā¢ O'Rock
ā¢ Orchard Rock
ā¢ Da Rock
"No ORDinary Rock" and "Orchard Rock" are the winners for me. They both pay tribute to how O'Hare got its IATA airport code in the 1940s, when it was called Orchard Field.
So deciding between the two, Orchard Rock is my pick! It's subtle, but the plaque can explain it.
If you're ever in the area of Madison, NH and have absolutely nothing else to do, the Madison Boulder is kinda neat. [0] It's a little bigger at about 5k tons.
I thought the same thing. My back yard is full of huge rocks. Nothing quite that large, maybe 1/3 of that size. A few doors down there is a boulder twice as big as the O'Hare one.
I'm speaking in volume. I'm not sure of the mass of these boulders.
In chicagoland, yes. For someone who moved there from California, it was strange that rocks hardly larger than a human warranted school field trips and plaques. Perhaps it is geologically cool, but I was unimpressed as a 6th grader. https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53236492797_60069bde90_b...
When Toronto had to name their team, Iām sure that the success of Jurassic Park helped the finalist (Raptors) win. Iām surprised āRockyā didnāt make a finalist here (via Project Hail Mary).
Tangent time: I've got a smaller one in my yard, and I've got a set of feathers and wedges to avoid having to dig it all up at once. Here's a video of someone using feathers and wedges to split granite.
Years ago, a company that I worked for had a huge boulder in the parking lot area that had simply been built around. At some point, facilities decided they were going to remove the boulder. Employees printed up some tee shirts that said "Save the BFR". Because, you know, it was a big rock.
There's something about finding huge rocks in the ground while digging that makes you just want to take them out and like, use them for something? The last one I found I had to make myself leave it there (well I moved it over a foot so a pipe didn't have to go around it). Like no, it has sat here for thousands of years just fine, it can keep sitting. Glad to hear it applies to 50 ton ones, as well.
Oh sure, I'm definitely familiar with those. The weird ones are in forests, a reminder that an area used to be clear and then was left to grow back.
The walls of stones were the result of collecting stones that were near the surface from what I understand (maybe plow depth). I was talking more like bigger stones that were buried several feet under the ground that could just stay where they are (when you fill in the hole), but for a compulsion to treat them as things.
Colbert is not a Chicago figure. You'd have to remind the median Chicagoan who knows who he is that he ever spent time here. You might just as easily name it after Bob Odenkirk.
https://news.wttw.com/2026/09/11/rock-star-meet-guy-who-exca...
hereās a picture of the actual rock - and digger! phew!
That is a wonderful article!
> Over the years, Pitelka has rescued some of these rocks and deposited them at his momās five-acre property, including a large hunk of limestone that, when he dumped it out of his truck, split in half to reveal a perfect trilobite fossil, convex on one side and a matching imprint on the other.
> āI was so excited to hear that the right people got involved,ā he said. āIām absolutely ecstatic itās going to be on display. For me, as an (excavator) who loves boulders, itās the coolest thing that people understand its historical significance and appreciate it.ā
TFA has a picture as well; just scroll down.
That rock couldn't have been found by a better guy.
Thank you, great read.
Surely it has to be āBoulder McBoulderfaceā?
[0]: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36225652
I think this is the only valid name
I was going to suggest just this! I love Boaty McBoatface.
But as a resident of the Chicago area, Iām partial to Da Rock
Can have the best of both worlds.
Da Rocky McRockface
Rocky McRockface is the perfect name and gets my vote.
Here are the name finalists:
"No ORDinary Rock" and "Orchard Rock" are the winners for me. They both pay tribute to how O'Hare got its IATA airport code in the 1940s, when it was called Orchard Field.So deciding between the two, Orchard Rock is my pick! It's subtle, but the plaque can explain it.
Beanieās Baby
I like "Orchard Rock" because it's not some stupid reddit'ism.
Just call it "Dwayne Johnson"?
Then in generations to some, old people can explain that Dwayne Johnson was the King of Wrestling and then became King of Hollywood.
I like 'Da Rock' because it reminds me of da orks from Warhammer 40K
Surprised to see `ExtraORDinary Rock` missing => 50-tons, that's got to meet the bar for extraordinary.
Wish I saw some of the larger list. This still seems weak.
ORD as an acronym? O Rock D
OāHare Rock Dolostone OāHare Runway Dolomite
Rocky.
Da Dolo
Ditka
I like it. Ditka Rock has a certain ring to it.
Interesting, the construction worker who found is said he never found one that big in all his years working in the field.
I had no idea that would be rare, what makes it relatively rare?
"Mother's Love"
Because, we so often take it for granite.
Should name it Dwayne Johnson and never explain further.
Or Rudy Ray Moore.
If you're ever in the area of Madison, NH and have absolutely nothing else to do, the Madison Boulder is kinda neat. [0] It's a little bigger at about 5k tons.
[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Boulder
Glad they included a video of moving it. 50 tons is close to the limit of a typical boom crane.
Rocky, obvs.
Is a 50-ton boulder rare or super-rare?
I thought the same thing. My back yard is full of huge rocks. Nothing quite that large, maybe 1/3 of that size. A few doors down there is a boulder twice as big as the O'Hare one.
I'm speaking in volume. I'm not sure of the mass of these boulders.
In chicagoland, yes. For someone who moved there from California, it was strange that rocks hardly larger than a human warranted school field trips and plaques. Perhaps it is geologically cool, but I was unimpressed as a 6th grader. https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53236492797_60069bde90_b...
Dunno, but I haven't ever come across one on my property.
Medium-rare I would guess
Not from the look of it.
When Toronto had to name their team, Iām sure that the success of Jurassic Park helped the finalist (Raptors) win. Iām surprised āRockyā didnāt make a finalist here (via Project Hail Mary).
Maybe thatās too Philadelphia.
OāHare āRockyā Dolomite
Tangent time: I've got a smaller one in my yard, and I've got a set of feathers and wedges to avoid having to dig it all up at once. Here's a video of someone using feathers and wedges to split granite.
https://youtu.be/s7_z-SGxUAs?si=vUKYBWYvG7nncszd&t=924
Rocky McRockface
āDeep Crustā surely?
Years ago, a company that I worked for had a huge boulder in the parking lot area that had simply been built around. At some point, facilities decided they were going to remove the boulder. Employees printed up some tee shirts that said "Save the BFR". Because, you know, it was a big rock.
CHIrock or CHI (shy) stone
Pictures or it didn't happen?
OāHareball!
Bouldery McBoulderface.
Rocky McRockFace
āA large boulder the size of a small boulder"
https://time.com/5772944/large-small-boulder/
I was going to suggest something in that vein, perhaps "a giant boulder the size of a large boulder" to distinguish it from its Coloradan cousin.
Bean
Peewee Pebblestone
As an Australian aware of Chicago's Irish heritage and the implied weight balancing our antipodean clime, I'd suggest "Tip O'Dea".
PS. If visiting Chicago check out the Lincoln Park Conservatory, an amazing historic plant collection with one of the world's best ferneries, very close to downtown. https://www.lincolnparkconservancy.org/projects/conservatory...
Big Boy Boulder
Stonehangar, of course
There's something about finding huge rocks in the ground while digging that makes you just want to take them out and like, use them for something? The last one I found I had to make myself leave it there (well I moved it over a foot so a pipe didn't have to go around it). Like no, it has sat here for thousands of years just fine, it can keep sitting. Glad to hear it applies to 50 ton ones, as well.
In New England they made stone walls out of them. Of course most where smallish
https://www.outdoors.org/resources/amc-outdoors/history/hist...
In āoriginalā England they did as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone
Oh sure, I'm definitely familiar with those. The weird ones are in forests, a reminder that an area used to be clear and then was left to grow back.
The walls of stones were the result of collecting stones that were near the surface from what I understand (maybe plow depth). I was talking more like bigger stones that were buried several feet under the ground that could just stay where they are (when you fill in the hole), but for a compulsion to treat them as things.
In New England they made stone walls out of them.
In āoriginalā England they did as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone
There is another rock sitting alongside a chief artery about 25 miles NW just beyond Schaumburg. Silly to give these things a name.
There are big rocks everywhere. But surely we can be allowed to have a little fun?
OK, OK. just drag it up to Schaumburg. Put it next to the other rock. Then call it 'micro-henge'.
That works for me! Can you help me drag this 50-ton rock?
How is it possible that NONE of the candidate names refer to Colbert? Especially given his time with Second City.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_impact_of_The_Colbert...
I dont get it. Does he have some association with large rocks or something?
Colbert is not a Chicago figure. You'd have to remind the median Chicagoan who knows who he is that he ever spent time here. You might just as easily name it after Bob Odenkirk.