Fake food delivery site for the dopamine

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91 points | by guerrilla 7 hours ago ago

54 comments

  • layer8 4 hours ago

    > It's just to replicate the ritual of ordering food and give you the dopamine that the real process gives you.

    I’m confused. How does the food-ordering process give you dopamine? It generally just gives me anxiety due to the uncertainties involved, until the food arrives in good condition, which here it won’t.

    • tom_ 4 hours ago

      The link is to the BingeEatingDisorder subreddit. From the link,

      > I know that at least for me, the actual process of ordering food delivery is part of the addiction

      • sidewndr46 2 hours ago

        I'm seeing a business opportunity for a gambling site where it is extremely cheap to play, but the payout is always 0 dollars.

        • Bratmon an hour ago

          You've just invented the mobile games industry.

        • sandcat_ an hour ago

          Hm, or even a gambling site that uses real money but where you always get your money back, eventually.

          • DeltaCoast 37 minutes ago

            There were fintechs that did this, I think yotta and one other that was acquired by a big bank. I think it was (is?) popular but if I remember correctly they lost customer funds because of Synapses failure and the way the customer funds were organized they weren’t insured.

    • teraflop 4 hours ago

      Well the context is that it was posted to a subreddit for people who struggle with binge eating. So I guess you can think of it as the equivalent of sucking on a lollipop when you're craving a cigarette.

    • beaker52 an hour ago

      There’s a thing with dopamine where it’s not actually about receiving the reward, it’s about doing the things that lead to the reward.

      As weird as it sounds, going through the ordering process is all you need.

    • charcircuit 2 hours ago

      Do you get anxious when you order at a restaurant? There is the same exact uncertainty there compared to ordering ahead by 10 minutes while you are on the way there.

      • harvey9 15 minutes ago

        There is a very different uncertainty with a far shorter loop to remedy any problems. I have never sat in a restaurant thinking that [any food delivery-specific failure mode] will arise.

    • pengaru 3 hours ago

      think window shopping

      which upon writing I realized may not even be something folks born after 2010 have even heard of...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_shopping

  • LadyCailin 3 minutes ago

    I almost ordered, but the delivery fee is way too high.

  • realo 2 hours ago

    Next step:

    Fully customized sex worker service at your doorstep ... faked for the dopamine, of course.

  • ungreased0675 6 hours ago
  • NDlurker 6 hours ago

    Practically no vegan options. Very realistic

  • amelius an hour ago

    This website works better than most sites I order from. Except for the delivery of course :)

    • beaker52 an hour ago

      No delivery and I’m still waiting for my refund - on par with the industry benchmark!

  • BenjiWiebe 41 minutes ago

    I just had double jaw surgery so I'm "eating" though a straw (or syringe).

    At least I can order regular food with this.

  • t0mpr1c3 an hour ago

    The curse of technology. If people still had to hunt their protein and grind corn by hand, we wouldn't need anti-binge-eating apps.

  • foobarian 6 hours ago

    It's too fast. There should be an artificial pause while adding to cart or capturing the payment

    • fourthark 16 minutes ago

      IMO you should also wait half an hour for the food not to be delivered. Isn’t that the suspenseful part?

    • beaker52 an hour ago

      This would actually add to the effect because the “hit” depends on the anticipation.

    • DangitBobby 2 hours ago

      Where are the promo pop ups and the CTA asking me if I want to buy a giant cookie, cheese sticks, or a 2 liter at 200% markup?

  • tejohnso 3 hours ago

    Counterproductive for me. Seeing all that tasty looking food makes me want to binge.

  • ballenf 6 hours ago

    I need to enter a coupon code for more dopamine. And a loyalty program.

    • mmooss 2 hours ago

      Seriously, the project's code name could be dopamine delivery. They could make it a demo of all the tricks.

      • eichin 2 hours ago

        and "cookie clicker" is already taken :-)

    • actionfromafar 6 hours ago

      Free spins?

  • zippyman55 6 hours ago

    This is great. I need one for building permits.

  • firefoxd 2 hours ago

    The hardest part of food delivery is the tip section. It's where you use all your brain power to make a decision. That's the only part I would have given me dopamine hit from pretend tipping. Missed opportunity.

  • pxx 2 hours ago

    Doesn't quite meet the fantasy threshold. I can't seem to filter by allergens or dietary restrictions.

  • makifoxgirl 4 hours ago

    I was really hoping to add some fries, a drink and to customize my burger. Not that I customize my burger except maybe take off the pickles or remove the ice from my drink, but it adds to the dopamine factor.

    • beaker52 an hour ago

      This is a key part of it - all the decision making, just like choosing the food, but making it yours.

  • mimischi 5 hours ago

    Does this have the ridiculous dark patterns that Deliveroo in the UK has? “Pay a monthly fee for free deliveries!*

    *We won’t tell you, but you might notice, we’ve now increased the service charge by almost the amount of what you saved on that free delivery.

  • airstrike 5 hours ago

    OK, this actually worked as advertised. I feel dopamined.

    I just wished the delivery took longer and there was a payment process that longer than an instant. Could have a saved card on file that you could use.

    • zippyman55 3 hours ago

      I like to tip my delivery person so they do not spit in my food.

  • alemilos 6 hours ago

    This actually made me hungry.

  • bnfcl 4 hours ago

    Humans, huh

  • ChrisArchitect 5 hours ago

    Post the source instead of random reddit: https://foodnevercome.com/

    • callumgare 4 hours ago

      I actually thought the Reddit context was quite helpful. I wouldn’t have guessed that this would be particularly meaningful for people with a binge eating disorder.

    • netsharc 4 hours ago

      God damn, the AI-generated pics.

      Well, since it's a site for Artificial Food Ordering, why not use AI images.

      I wonder how Baudrillard would think about all this.

  • cynicalsecurity 4 hours ago

    Isn't it just like porn and video games work too. Weird no one thought of it before.

  • thehamkercat 4 hours ago

    wait what? shouldn't it make you more hungry/angry? when the food doesn't come...

  • forgetfreeman 7 hours ago

    What??

    • morkalork 7 hours ago

      Looks like a riff of the fake online shopping site. Kinda funny that the premise could be legit: All the novelty seeking and exploration behaviour and none of financial burden (or in this case, calories)

      • netsharc 4 hours ago

        I somehow want to make a brick and mortar shop with products with 5-digit price tags and the famous brands, but they're all fake, and visitors can pick and choose all the fancy products they want. They can then go to the cashier and go through a simulation of the purchase of all those products, but walk out with nothing... Or maybe even a receipt so you can look at it and pretend you just bought those things, hah.

        "The keys to the Lamborghini Aventador, and a Louis Vuitton bag. That'll be 350,000 dollars. How will you pay, ah with the made-up cheque? Certainly sir!".

        Charge $40 for half an hour of this sort of entertainment (or more for a virtual chequebook with a bigger account behind it), rake in the bucks...

        • starkparker 4 hours ago

          So effectively a downtime session of D&D where everyone levels up and goes shopping for gear.

          • em-bee 4 hours ago

            shopping LARP

        • em-bee 4 hours ago

          NFTs instead of nothing? equally worthless, but you can pretend otherwise

        • mmooss 2 hours ago

          That would be a fantastic art installation. In some places, landlords allow empty storefronts to be used for art.

          You might get people to contribute satirical spins on different trends or designers.

          I hope you or someone does it.

        • forgetfreeman 3 hours ago

          Whaaaaat?? In a world where brick and mortar retail has been almost completely replaced by Amazon and a handful of mega big-box retailers there's a market for people going through literally all of the steps required to shop local retail (including spending money)....to end up having purchased nothing? Are y'all on drugs??

      • tantalor 6 hours ago

        What fake online shopping site?